Lil’ Vlad the Slightly Less Terrible Pocket-Sized Vampire

Step aside, Nosferatu. Move over, Dracula.

It’s time to meet Lil’ Vlad, the world’s cutest, slightly sinister (and totally lovable) vampire.

Born in the dimly lit corners of a castle crypt where they misplaced the instructions for eternal terror, Lil’ Vlad doesn’t bite...hard. Well, maybe a nibble. He’s more into the vampire vibe than actually drinking your blood. 

This little vamp is like having your own undead buddy to watch over you...without the whole “eternal damnation” downside. His fangs might be small, but his personality is HUGE. One part aristocratic vampire lord, two parts confused housecat at 3 a.m., Lil’ Vlad is here to remind you that being a creature of the night doesn’t have to be all brooding in candle-lit castles or transforming into a bat at inopportune moments. Nope, sometimes it’s just about looking adorably ominous while holding your cape like a drama queen.

So, What Does Lil’ Vlad Do?

Well, for starters, he’s excellent at warding off low-level irritations—like bad Wi-Fi, people who text “k” as a response, and that one coworker who insists on heating up fish in the office microwave. He’s a vampire of quiet resilience and fashionable darkness. Think of him as your emotional support vampire, offering just enough spooky energy to keep life interesting but never overwhelming.

While Lil’ Vlad may not be the one to summon swarms of bats or hypnotize your enemies, he’s fantastic at raising your spirits (pun intended) and ensuring that every time you wear him, you’ve got a conversation starter.

Seriously, just try not to talk about your little cape-wearing vamp pal—it’s impossible.

But Don’t Be Fooled… Just because he’s cute doesn’t mean Lil’ Vlad lacks his vampiric cred. Underneath that slightly befuddled expression, he’s still a creature of ancient power...or at least he’d like to be. He’s been meaning to get around to the whole ‘immortal domination of mankind’ thing, but it keeps getting delayed by long naps and a penchant for streaming 90's sitcoms. (Eternal life comes with a lot of free time, after all.)

In the meantime, he’ll settle for being your stylish, slightly spooky charm, always ready to hang by your side with a little undead pizzazz. And who knows? Maybe he’ll even help you dodge sunlight...just in case.

Warning:

Wearing Lil’ Vlad might cause spontaneous cravings for red wine, velvet capes, and nighttime strolls. Just don’t blame him if your reflection starts to look a little... blurry in the mirror.

Lil' Vlad is Stainless Steel and 18K Gold plated about 1.5" x 0.5".

Comes with the chain.